My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

Geek: GS/MU/CS

I'm a geek of science.

   a geek of music.

   a geek of computer science.

Dress: d-(?)

    I range from ...

I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

    ... to ...

I have no idea what I am wearing right now, let alone what I wore yesterday.

Shape: s-:

I look up to most people.

I'm as round as an average geek.

Age: a19

I am 19 years of age.

Computers: C++(+++)$

    I range from ...

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

    ... to ...

You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me! I haven't dragged myself to class in weeks.

    I'm making money at this.

Unix: UL+

Linux:

I not only have an account, but I slam VMS any chance I get.

Perl: P+++

Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no longer write shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or sed. I use Perl for all programs of less than a thousand lines.

Linux: L+

I've managed to get Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS.

Emacs: E

Yeah, I know what emacs is, and use it as my regular editor.

Web: W++$>+++

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

    I'm making money at this.

    ... but I'd like to be ...

I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.

Usenet: N++

I read all the news in a select handful of groups.

Usenet Oracle: !o

I don't consult the Usenet Oracle.

Kibo: !K

I intentionally avoid Kibo.

Windows: w+

I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire.

OS/2: O-

Tried it, didn't like it.

Macintosh: M+(--)

    I range from ...

A mac has it's uses and I use it quite often.

    ... to ...

Macs do more than suck. They make a user stupid by allowing them to use the system without knowing what they are doing. Mac weenies have lower IQs than the fuzz in my navel.

VMS: V-

Unix is much better than VMS for my computing needs.

Politics-Social: PS+(+++)

    I range from ...

My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.

    ... to ...

Legalize drugs! Abolish the government. "Fuck the draft!"

Politics-Economic: PE-

It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!

Cypherpunks: Y+

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

PGP: PGP--

I feel that the glory of the Internet is in the anarchic, trusting environment that so nurtures the exchange of information. Encryption just bogs that down.

Trek: t+(t*)

    I range from ...

It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.

    ... to ...

I identify with Barclay, the greatest of the Trek Geeks.

Babylon 5: 5+++

I am a True Worshipper of the Church of Joe who lives, eats, breathes, and thinks Babylon 5, and has Evil thoughts about stealing Joe's videotape archives just to see episodes earlier. I am planning to break into the bank and steal the triple- encoded synopsis of the 5-year arc.

X-Files: X++

This is one of the better shows I've seen. I wish I'd taped everything from the start at SP, because I'm wearing out my EP tapes. I'll periodically debate online. I've Converted at least 5 people. I've gotten a YAXA..

Roleplaying: R

Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.

Television: tv+

I watch some tv every day.

Books: b+>+++

I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.

    ... but I'd like to be ...

I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.

Dilbert: !DI

I don't read Dilbert.

DOOM!: D-

I've played the game and really didn't think it was all that impressive.

Geek Code: G++

I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics.

Education: e

Finished High School

Housing: h*(-)

    I range from ...

I'm not sure where I live anymore. This lab/workplace seems like home to me.

    ... to ...

Living with one or more registered Geeks.

Sex[f]: x?

It's none of your business what my sex life is like.